So, you’re thinking about throwing in the towel at your city gig and moving to the country for some peace, quiet and fresh air. A shift in gear that gives you time to start work on that novel you’ve always wanted to write, raise some ducks and a cow or two and grow your own veggies.
You crave a quieter existence and the joys of hobby farming, but you want to do it without channelling Chevy Chase’s character from Funny Farm, whose attempts to embrace rural life are wrought with one disaster after another.